«You said what?» – Part 3



  • «Sheep, 5 used. $40 each.» – ad (should have said «ewes»)
  • «At next Wednesday’s children’s party it is expected that in two hours 300 children will consume 1,800 sandwiches and 900 fancy cakes, gallons of milk and tea, punds of butter and a fishfryer, a plumber, a schoolmaster and a railway inspector.» – Yorkshire (UK) Gazette.
  • «Jason Kidd is 38, but he plays like someone in his 30s.» – basketball announcer
  • «I liked seeing where Michelangelo painted Mona Lisa.» – Jersey Shore cast member